I had to laugh at the headline: "Gravel Efforts Run Aground" (July 6).
Years ago, in Los Angeles, one of life's little joys was finding the puns in the headlines of the Los Angeles Times. For example, during a sharp upswing in demand for fast-food chicken, a headline in the financial section was "Chickie-Boom". When a transit strike hit Los Angles and a local DJ did his show from the driver's seat of a city bus, getting lost, running over curbs and missing stops, the story headline was: "Blunder Bus".
So keep it up, Triplicate, you're on the right track!