Fall is so much easier now than it was when I was younger. I'm putting the finishing touches on the summer's work, pruning back the tendrils of jungle so they don't throttle the guys when they mow.
I remember the hard years of market gardening and canning. Years like the one when the grandchildren, the peaches and the tuna arrived simultaneously just as the beans were coming on faster than I could pick them.
Early in September I'd be canning everything edible, planting buckwheat in a lettuce bed, beets where the peas had been and garlic everywhere. Garlic is a wonderful deterrent for many diseases and pests, and individual cloves can be poked among and around everything, especially roses. Garlic is one of those underrated plants like potatoes and tomatoes.
Some folks think all potatoes are like the tasteless Russets from the
store, all tomatoes are bland and watery and all garlic is hot.
Gardeners know better. I do miss wiggling my hand in the cool soil under
foliage just starting to wilt and withdrawing a fistful of buttery
But I don't miss spending foggy mornings "harvesting" slugs and
snails. If God had intended me to reach the ground hundreds of times
before breakfast, She'd have made my arms longer.
I don't miss working so hard I'd fight back tears of exhaustion and
self-pity while canning tuna near midnight. The whole world reeked and
every step made a velcro sound since that jar of peach jam broke. I
smelled like week-old fish, the clatter of the petcock made my head ring
and there was no space left on the counter for the hot jars.
Frankly, it's a huge relief to have given away my pressure cooker and
most of the jars. I saved the water-bath kettle and a couple dozen
small jars, just in case I'm struck stupid by the desire to make jam.
It's sort of like saving that last maternity top. Sure as I gave up the
last of the canning stuff, I'd be sorry.
I confess that instead of canning or gardening, I've been teaching
the frogs synchronized swimming. It's easy. Simply find where they hang
out on a rock or a log, move your hand rapidly as a signal to start, and
I watch Black Phoebe hunt from an elderberry branch above the frog
pond. She leaps joyfully into the air to snatch avian fast food and then
returns to her perch. Dragonflies soar over the yard, cottonwood leaves
rustle in the breeze, the sun warms my face and I'm wrapped in the
pungent, complex scent of ocean.
For those of you in middle years that worry about the future, I've
gotta tell you that for me, and for virtually everyone I talk to, aging
is awesome! No one expects you to be terribly productive physically, so
you can hang out by the frog pond and experience the world in the middle
of the day.
Reach Inez Castor, a longtime Triplicate columnist, at