I'm writing today regarding the protests I've seen recently concerning local police brutality.
I've been driving for 33 years and I can't remember even once being beaten by law enforcement. In celebration of my years of success, I'd like to pass on a few helpful hints that may work for you as well as they've worked for me.
First of all, when law enforcement officers pull you over, try pulling over and stopping.
Second, once you do pull over, do not jump out of your vehicle and attempt to run away.
Last, but not least, do not fight or punch a law enforcement officer.
It's my hope that you will at least give these a try. As a plus, following these helpful hints may avoid any need for protesting at the courthouse and blaming your actions on someone else. Have a great day!